Google Embraces Your Mortality

Google has announced Inactive Account Manager, a means of controlling your digital life after your inevitable physical death. First, you set up an inactivity length that signals your probable demise, from three months to a full year. After a thorough attempt at contacting you, Google will either completely wipe your data or send access information to a person you chose. Unfortunately, they don't let you set up an awesome memorial website that blares My Way while playing a blooper reel of your life in GIFs...but you can't have everything.

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.
-Epictetus